Little Green Rockin' Men

Text: Tim Moore
Musik: Mikael Hedberg

 Hey look, there's one there
 And there's another
 And another one!
 There's alot of there little things...
 
 Is it just me that see these?
 Little green men all around me
 Guys jumping around the place
 Hey that one just broke my window
 
 They're not here to steal my sperm
 Or experiment on my testicles with cattle prods
 They don't want to make me pregnant
 Nor stick metal things in my spine
 
 They came just after that rainbow
 Looking for some gold, or something
 God knows if they'll find it down my toilet
 But that one just flushed his friend
 
 And they like to rock!
 
 These little rockin' leprechauns
 Funny at first but they're trashing my house
 They throw my TV out the door
 And pin my cat to the telegraph pole
 
 Damn little fucking leprechauns
 Jumpin' round the place like madmen
 Little bastards piss me off so much,
 I think I'll drive them out with a stick
 
 A really fucking big stick
 
 Hey Mike, watch out, he's coming for you!