Sally

Text: Tomas Feldt
Musik: Mikael Hedberg

 I was blue and lonely,
 I couldn't sleep a wink
  'Could only get unconscious if
 I had too much to drink 
 There was somehow something wrong somewhere and
 each day was gray and dead
 and a seed of desperation
 was growing in my head
 
 I needed inspiration,
 a brand new start in life,
 somewhere to place attention,
 but I didn't want a wife!
 
 And then, by lucky chance, I saw,
 In a special magazine,
 An ad that was unusual
 The likes i'd never seen
 "Experience something different
 with our new imported toy.
 She's loving, warm, inflatable,
 And a guarantee for joy
 
 She came all wrapped in cardboard,
 All pinkish wrinkled down;
 A breath of air was all she needed to
 Make her loose that crown!
 
 She's lovely, she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
 I bounce her in the kitchen, I bounce her in the hall
 She's lovely, she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
 I bounce her in the kitchen, I bounce her in the hall
 
 I took her to the bedroom and
 I pumped her with some wine...
 And later in a moment,
 That girl became my wife.
 Now I sit her in the corner
 And I sometimes stroke her hair
 And when I'm feeling naughty,
 I blow her up with air
 
 Now my life is different,
 Since Sally came my way
 I wake up in the morning
 And I have her on a tray!
 
 She's lovely, she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
 I bounce her in the kitchen, I bounce her in the hall
 She's lovely, she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
 I bounce her in the kitchen, I bounce her in the hall
 
 She's everything they said she were
 And I wear a brand new dream
 I only have to worry 'n case
 My girl wears thin...